Welcome to my Blog

[Mock Foreign Accent]
Hello. I am "Mario"... and I would like to thank you for coming to my "blog". I wish it was better, you know, but... it is so stupid. It's terrible. I do not even like it. All of the most important things in my life... are changed around and mixed up... for dramatic purposes.

[Mock Foreign Accent]
Hello. I am "Mario"... and I would like to thank you for coming to my "blog". I wish it was better, you know, but... it is so stupid. It's terrible. I do not even like it. All of the most important things in my life... are changed around and mixed up... for dramatic purposes.

So... I decided to cut out... all of the baloney. Now the "blog" is much shorter. In fact, this... is the end of the "blog". Thank you very much.

I am not fooling. Good-bye. Go.

[Normal Voice]
Wow. You're still here. O-kay! I hope you're not upset. I did that to get rid of those folks who just... wouldn't understand me... and don't even want to try.

Actually, the "blog" is really great. Our story begins now...